99¢ E-Books Now For Sale!

Speculators of savings! Barnstormers of bargain-hunting! Explorators of e-commerce! Greetings, and welcome to MORT FINKLEMAN’S MORT-MART! We’re kicking things off in our usual grand fashion by selling the first 2 issues of Tales to Suffice for 99¢ a pop! That’s under a buck! How do we do it? The answer is simple: Technology! Our “E” books aren’t just Electronic, they’re Efficient, Extraordinary, and Exhilirating to boot!

Prefer the old-fashioned stuff? Don’t worry, gramps! We’ve got you covered, too. So hurry on down to the MORT-MART and get it while the getting’s good!

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